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corruptme
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 3:40 pm    Post subject: A Girl Reply with quote

A girl went down to the Centrelink to get her family allowance.

The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?"

"Ten," she replied.

"What are their names?" he asked.

"Wayne,Wayne,Wayne,Wayne,Wayne,Wayne,Wayne,Wayne,Wayne, and Wayne," she answered.

"They're all named Wayne ?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?"

"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call "Wayne" and they all come running in."

"And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?"

"I just say, 'Wayne, come eat your dinner'," she answered.

"But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.

"Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name!"
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 4:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In case you were wondering corruptme, I have edited your post. Please no more trolling on our boards.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 5:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

[quote="ratboy"]In case you were wondering corruptme, I have edited your post. Please no more trolling on our boards.[/quote]

That isn't very nice ratboy. There was nothing in there to censor, in fact it wasn't even a troll.

It is a serious joke copied exactly how it was on another website.

You took out the word Ipswich, as I guess it does reflect an "Ipswich Girl"

But I guess you draconian methods of censorship, you will again delete this.

Get real.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 7:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes I removed the word ipswich, simply as it is not nice to post a joke that stereotypes ipswich women as mass breeding children to many different fathers.

And you posted it on a forum that supports Ipswich. Not nice.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 12:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMG ratboy its a joke get over it !!!! some people would find this funny.this is why the message board is so boring you ratboy delete or censorship lots of stuff on here Shocked Shocked Shocked
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 5:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

fattcat, I spend 99 percent of my time deleting spammers. This is the first time in a long time I have modified someones post due it being offensive. As you say some people may think it's funny, but you must also remember that some may think it's not.

Please also note I didn't remove the entire post.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ratboy just remember its 2010 not 1910 a joke is a joke thats why they call it a JOKE
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 5:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good on you Ratboy you have my support. People need to realise that one person taking offence is 1 too many whether it is within your own personal taste or not and that's how it should be in 2010.

and it wasn't funny Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I remember years ago me and "webmaster" had a picture reflecting an obese girl (being ipswich) and a an attractive woman being "paris".

I didn't think this was, too, offensive. But in reference to forum moderability, in contexed reference this thread was innapropriate.

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